Category Archives: GothWatch

Goth-PunkWatch: Sheena

When the hero of A Fantastic Fear of Everything reluctantly enters a rundown laundrette, he finds himself getting the beady-eye from the joint’s regular customers… including a goth-y punk chick named ‘Sheena’, played by JJ Stanness. The characters is mostly there … Continue reading

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Laughing At Outer Space

In the past Ed Wood’s infamous sci-fi flick Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) has been dubbed the “worst movie ever made”, but I think this charge is highly debatable. True, it is incredibly amateurish, but there’s nothing particularly offensive … Continue reading

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GothWatch: Stevie Ryan

Just when I thought my Stevie-fever had peaked, I discover that she once recorded a comedy video in full Goth get-up! Swoon! I couldn’t really dig up any details about the song “Goth Blocked”, but it’s credited to Adam Paranoia … Continue reading

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Quasi-GothWatch: Tiffany, Bride of Chucky

I’ve never seen the first three Child’s Play movies, which are notorious in this country for supposedly inspiring an actual case of juvenile murder, but I happily hopped on board when long-serving writer-creator Don Mancini rebooted the franchise as self-referential … Continue reading

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BAFTA Film 2012

So, last night was the BAFTA Film Awards, which can only mean one thing… another sleepless night spent polishing my own imaginary acceptance speech (for “Outstanding Debut’, in case you’re curious). Meanwhile, back in the real (televised) world, this happened: … Continue reading

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Quasi-GothWatch: Jade West

Still on a “tween sitcom” kick, I made the mistake of checking out an episode of Victorious on TV yesterday morning. For those who don’t know, this unit-shiftin’ Nickelodeon show stars Victoria Justice as an aspiring singer named ‘Tori Vega’, … Continue reading

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GothWatch: Nancy Downs

Switching my focus from vampires to witches, I watched The Craft (1996) last night, and reacquainted myself with one of the coolest/cutest/craziest fictional Goth chicks of all time. For those who don’t know, this horror flick tells the story of … Continue reading

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BeatnikWatch: Lynn Collins

While watching Down With Love (2003) the other day, it occurred to me that “Comedy Beatnik” characters were the old-timey precursor to modern “Comedy Goth” characters… in the sense that they both wear a lot of black, and like to … Continue reading

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Quasi-GothWatch: Monica Bellucci

I recently discovered that Monica Bellucci is one of my longest-standing crushes. Obviously I was familiar with her recent roles in movies like Shoot ‘Em Up and The Matrix sequels, but I didn’t realise she also played one of the … Continue reading

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Quasi-GothWatch: Tara Reid

A while ago I was messing around with one of those silly little multiple-choice quizzes you find online, to determine how “Goth” I was… but it turned out to be some sort of scam where you had to send them … Continue reading

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