Quinnesis (Pt. 1)

[Contains smiley seafood and SPOILERS!!!]

‘Harley Quinn’ a la "Batman: The Animated Series" (S1)Later this year DC’s beloved villainess/anti-heroine ‘Harley Quinn’ will be somersaulting onto the silver screen via a Suicide Squad comic book adaptation, and the internet is already awash with appetite-whetting trailers and promo pics of Margot Robbie in costume… so I figured I’d take a little trip back in time to the character’s origins as a cartoony side-chick in Batman: The Animated Series (1992 to 1995).

Harley made her dazzling debut in episode #1.7 (“Joker’s Favor”), written by Paul Dini, who based aspects of her personality and appearance on an old college friend of his named Arleen Sorkin, who had subsequently become a successful actress and was therefore able to originate the character’s distinctive voice for this series as well. The plot of the episode involves ‘The Joker’ (Mark Hamill) and his gang hijacking a fancy black-tie dinner honouring Commissioner Gordon, and Dini initially conceived of Harley as an eye-candy clown-girl jumping out of a large cake that’s wheeled in at the start of the heist… but in the version that aired it was actually The Joker himself who was hidden in the cake, while Harley arrived incognito disguised as a police officer. Thankfully this meant a much more substantial role for our anti-heroine, who was pretty darn adorable from the get-go, with her broad New York accent (peppered with occasional Yiddish), peppy personality, sparkling sallies, and misplaced loyalty/love for the thoroughly undeserving “Mistah J”. Bless her. That said, when she’s cornered by ‘Batman’ (Kevin Conroy) in the final act, she does reach for a knife to stab him rather than surrender, so she clearly wasn’t as sweet and innocent as she might seem…

‘Harley Quinn’ in "Batman: The Animated Series" (S1)She’s also quite happy to operate various death-traps that would surely result in the messy murders of various big-name characters, if not for the timely invention of the show’s eponymous hero… such as in ep #1.35 (“Almost Got ‘Im”) where she knocks out ‘Catwoman’ (Adrienne Barbeau) with a boxing-glove gun, then ties her to a conveyor belt leading to a giant crusher thingy, and sets the belt into motion soon afterwards to aid her own escape… or in ep #1.46 (“The Laughing Fish”), where she’s sat at the controls of a crane that lowers Dt. ‘Harvey Bullock’ (Robert Costanzo) into a shark tank. This latter episode also gives us several telling glimpses into Harley’s twisted relationship with The Joker… first when he forces her to eat contaminated fish despite it making her vomit (off-screen), and then when the arch-villain has seemingly drowned at sea, and her mournful sobbing prompts Bullock to try to talk some sense into the misguided moll:

Harley: Oh my poor, poor puddin’.

Bullock: Come on, he was a demented, abusive, psychotic maniac.

Harley: Yeah. I’m really going to miss him!

‘Poison Ivy’ and ‘Harley Quinn’ in "Batman: The Animated Series" (S1)It’s actually kinda sad how many other characters (goodies and baddies alike) tell her she deserves better, over and over again throughout the series, but she just never seems to believe them! Of course, that pathos is part of her charm… and there is some evidence to suggest that the message was starting to get through by the end of the show’s run, thanks in no small part to her budding friendship with ‘Poison Ivy’ (Diane Pershing). The two feisty femmes first “meet cute” in ep #1.47 (“Harley and Ivy”), after the former has been ousted from her boyfriend’s gang (for accidentally handing him a joke gun, during a tense shoot-out with the Batmobile) and set about stealing a namesake diamond from Gotham’s Museum of Natural History, where the latter also happens to be purloining poisonous plant specimens. When Ivy accidentally triggers an alarm in her part of the building, the two of them are forced to team-up to evade the incoming police officers, speeding away in Ivy’s cleverly-concealed getaway car, then holing up in her secret hideout situated at the heart of a toxic waste dump. Ew!

‘Harley Quinn’ in "Batman: The Animated Series" (S1)To protect Harley against the harmful effects of this undesirable environment, Ivy injects her with a home-brewed immunity booster, which in later continuity is also credited with giving Harley enhanced strength and stamina. Hurrah! Sadly, Ivy’s attempts to cure her new gal-pal of a lingering love-sickness for “that psychotic creep” are far less successful… though the two of them do enjoy some solid “girl time” together during their successful crime-spree montage. Inevitably their felonious brand of feminism attracts the attention of both Batman and a jealous Joker, but they manage to “stick it” to the menfolk several times before eventually being brought down by the G.C.P.D.’s own crossover queen, Dt. ‘Renee Montoya’ (Ingrid Oliu)!

Besides being a skilled thief and acrobatic martial artist, Harley has a slightly musical streak, as we learn in ep #1.49 (“The Man Who Killed Batman”), when she treats us to a solemn rendition of “Amazing Grace” played on a kazoo, at a hastily-organised funeral for the supposedly deceased vigilante-detective. Fun-fact: According to the DCUA wiki page, Sorkin performed the tune herself… and Dini was glad they were able to record in it a single take, because everyone burst into uncontrollable laughter afterwards, so “we’d have never gotten a second take of it.”

‘Harley Quinn’ in "Batman: The Animated Series" (S1)This episode is also notable for being the first to use Harley’s real name, “Harleen Quinzel”, although it does set-up something of a retrospective continuity snafu… in the sense that, within the context of the story itself, it’s a pseudonym she uses while posing as a lawyer to spring a prisoner from the police station. As a (frequently) convicted criminal, it would have been totally implausible for her to use her actual birth name in that situation (especially since Bullock is the detective she’s duping, and we’ve already seen him arresting her in a previous story)… but presumably when this episode was written, no one knew that it would eventually become established as her actual factual birth name, rather than a cunning off-the-cuff alias…? Meanwhile, there’s more evidence of The Joker’s aggressive disregard for his devoted aide de camp when he grabs her roughly by the collar and shoves her to the ground, as punishment for assuming he was joking when he ordered her to return a stash of stolen jewels, that they’d nabbed in the hope of luring the “late” Batman out of his supposed grave. Feh!

About Dee CrowSeer

A comic book writer with an interest in feminism, philosophy, and affirmative action. He/him.
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