Tag Archives: Dungeons and Dragons

“Give Me The Horn!”

[Contains convenient dragon-crushing architecture and SPOILERS!!!] Generally speaking, if a movie “trilogy” begins with a big budget theatrical release featuring an Oscar-winning actor, and ends with a direct-to-DVD release featuring total unknowns, you’d expect the story quality and entertainment value … Continue reading

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Dull Dragons & Mute Mirrors

[Contains literal bee-stung lips and SPOILERS!!!] I picked up a copy of Dungeons and Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God (2005) t’other day, as part of my quest to watch more Fantasy flicks as inspiration for my own writing. Apparently the negative … Continue reading

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The Ruddy Rod

[Contains stolen stuffed cats and SPOILERS!!!] When the Dungeons & Dragons movie was first released back in 2000, it was savaged by the critics, and bombed at the box office… but today this turkey looks even more pathetic, as it … Continue reading

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