Tag Archives: Elizabeth Swann

“Hide The Rum!”

[Contains bone-cages and SPOILERS!!!] It’s been a looong time since I last watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006), and I’d foolishly forgotten that (despite its bum-numbing length) it was only the first part of a two-part story, which ends … Continue reading

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“But… Why’s The Rum Gone???”

[Contains burning palm trees and SPOILERS!!!] I decided to pick up a charity-shop copy of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) as research for my comix, only intending to watch the first half hour or … Continue reading

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