Tag Archives: Maggie Q

“A Somewhat Volatile Piece Of Hardware…”

[Contains unconvincing dread-wigs and SPOILERS!!!] I likened the first season of CW’s Nikita to a “drunken game of Cluedo”, but season two seemed more like a drunken game of Buckaroo!, as the writers stacked increasingly silly plot-twists and convoluted character … Continue reading

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Oh, Father!

Ever since I got on a Maggie Q kick, the sci-fi-vampire-western Priest (2011) has been on my “to buy” list… so I’m glad I got a chance to watch it on TV for free this week, because it really wasn’t … Continue reading

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No Kit? Aw…

[Contains stock boat-race footage and SPOILERS!!!] Naked Weapon (2002) opens with a trio of CIA operatives staking-out a fancy hotel, waiting for a sexy-lady-assassin to off one of its residents, so they can track her back to her boss, the … Continue reading

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“Killin’ For The Man”

[Contains deadly nerve-gas-emitting ear-rings and SPOILERS!!!] One of my early Xmas presents this year (or rather, one of the presents I bought for myself with money I hope to recoup from Santa at a later date) was the first season of … Continue reading

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On A Q Tip

I would strongly urge against paying real money to watch the godawful Balls of Fury (2007), unless your sense of humour (and attitude to homosexuality) was trapped in amber sometime around the early 1980s. If you think seeing a blind … Continue reading

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