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Rant: “Fast & Furious 7” [SPOILERS!]

Although Fast & Furious 7 (2015) boasts the “freshest” rating of the series over at Rotten Tomatoes (with 82%, compared to the original’s 53%), I wouldn’t rank it nearly so highly myself… partly because two of my fave characters (‘Han’ … Continue reading

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Rant: “Fast & Furious 6” [SPOILERS!]

Fast & Furious 6 (2013) begins with ‘Hobbs’ (Dwayne Johnson) conscripting ‘Dom’ (Vin Diesel) and his crew to help take down an ambitious mercenary squad led by ‘Owen Shaw’ (Luke Evans), who apparently rescued/recruited the amnesiac ‘Letty’ (Michelle Rodriguez) after … Continue reading

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Rant: “Fast & Furious 5” [SPOILERS!]

Fast & Furious 5 (2011) was where the series started pivoting towards what ‘Roman’ (Tyrese Gibson) succinctly describes as “some 007-type shit”, adulterating the street-car racing antics with increasingly absurd physics-defying set-pieces and spy-fi shenanigans. Nothing makes any damn sense … Continue reading

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Rant: “Fast & Furious” 3-4 [SPOILERS!]

My slow saunter through the Fast & Furious series continues… The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) is another sorta-sequel, starring Lucas Black as a delinquent gear-head sent to stay with his father in Japan, where he quickly falls … Continue reading

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Rant: “Fast & Furious” 1-2 [SPOILERS!]

A lifetime ago I bought the first eight Fast & Furious movies on Blu-Ray, so I could gear myself up for the theatrical release of the ninth instalment, which was due to drop in May of 2020, before the whole … Continue reading

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