Tag Archives: Milla Jovovich

“Too Pretty For That…”

When I first read that Juno Temple was up for a role in Paul W. S. Anderson’s adaptation of The Three Musketeers (2011), I crossed my fingers in the hope that she’d be playing a gender-swapped, cross-dressing D’Artagnan.* That didn’t … Continue reading

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Code Name: Joséphine

[Contains mouse-loving SPOILERS!!!] Since the original Nikita (aka La Femme Nikita) was released back in 1990, it has been remade in American (as Point of No Return (aka The Assassin)), and spawned two separate TV series (La Femme Nikita in … Continue reading

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Flour Child

Even taking the generally accepted subjectivity of humour and sentiment into account, I find it hard to fathom how such a sweet, funny, and well-cast comedy-drama as Dirty Girl (2010) could flop so hard, and attract so little positive buzz. … Continue reading

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Umbrella Fail

[Contains flesh-eating SPOILERS!!!] Many years ago I rented the first Resident Evil movie while I was on a random zombie-flick kick, and found myself really enjoying it… so much so that I even tried recommending it to some of my … Continue reading

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Privyet, baby!

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) was on TV the night-before-last, and I was surprised by how funny it still was after all these years… especially considering the fact that I pretty much played all three films to death, … Continue reading

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