Tag Archives: Samaire Armstrong

The FBI’s Most Unwanted 9: Bring Me Spanky

[Contains bioluminescent shark guts and SPOILERS!!!] Sigh… what can I say about the ninth season of The X Files? Scully was side-lined into a teaching job, and spent most of her screen time fretting over her miracle-baby, before deciding to … Continue reading

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Fangs For Nothin’

Back in the day, I snarkily dismissed Heroes as a superhero show created by people who hated comic books, and were deliberately conspiring to make the genre as boring and bland as possible… in much the same way that the writer/director of … Continue reading

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Rough Boys & Modern Girls

Clearly I would make a terrible detective… I’ve seen the DVD of It’s A Boy Girl Thing (2006) on sale around town plenty of times, but never actually realised that the girl pictured on the cover was Samaire Armstrong! Apparently all it … Continue reading

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Survival Of The Dullest

[Contains beta-tested SPOILERS!] Often there will be a scene in a horror movie where some foolish teen inadvertently unleashes a great evil by reading aloud from an ancient spell book… while the viewers scream at the screen for them to … Continue reading

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Dumb Luck

Sometimes I let my curiosity get the better of me, and when I see a bizarre or obscure DVD sitting on a charity shop shelf, I buy it for the novelty value, without really considering whether I’ll enjoy watching it … Continue reading

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Unsolicited O.C.

Of course, when you buy DVDs second-hand, it’s always a good idea to check the case before you leave the shop, to make sure that the right disc is in there… I forgot to do that this time around, and … Continue reading

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