Tag Archives: Sanoe Lake

Leave Your Brain @ The Door

[Contains half-arsed jump scares and SPOILERS!!!] Before Cruel World (2005) begins, there’s a warning that viewers should expect “strong sadistic violence” to follow… but really, I would have preferred a heads up about all the witless stupidity to follow. The … Continue reading

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“Twinkie Is Breakfast”

Blue Crush (2002) is the only DVD I’ve ever bought purely for the commentary track. Don’t get me wrong, the tale of an ambitious surfer chick who gets distracted from her training before a big competition by a hunky football … Continue reading

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