Tag Archives: Selena Gomez

“Jinx! Give Me Your Vera Wang!”

There aren’t many straight-to-video sequels that manage to surpass their predecessors, but I think we can safely add Another Cinderella Story (2008) to that shortlist, thanks to a shameless, scene-stealing turn by Jane Lynch as the movie’s modern-day “wicked step-mother”, … Continue reading

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[Gun Cocks]

[Contains dark tanning oil and SPOILERS!!!] Although the eye-catching promotional material for Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers (2012) suggested sexy fun times with former Disney starlets, the film itself is more of a punky pop-art provocation than a straight-up comedy like … Continue reading

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Or Bust?

The opening scenes of Monte Carlo (2011), starring super-cute Selena Gomez, suggest that it’s going to be quite a grounded, bitter-sweet comedy about two sparring step-sisters growing closer while tooling around Paris on a parent-free trip… but then when they … Continue reading

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Tap That (Water)

After following a curious banner ad at The AV Club, I discovered that super-cute non-goth Selena Gomez has filmed an adorable little commercial about the magical (and possibly hallucinogenic) powers of her kitchen plumbing, on behalf of UNICEF’s CelebrityTap campaign. … Continue reading

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Quasi-GothWatch: Selena G and Jessie J

As an easily distracted chap, I often find myself rubbernecking as I walk past the magazine racks… and more often than not, it’s because someone has chosen to make the cover model over in a gothic style. This frequently leads … Continue reading

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