Tag Archives: Thora Birch

The Ruddy Rod

[Contains stolen stuffed cats and SPOILERS!!!] When the Dungeons & Dragons movie was first released back in 2000, it was savaged by the critics, and bombed at the box office… but today this turkey looks even more pathetic, as it … Continue reading

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Your Eggo Is Preggo

A few weeks back I was wondering what had become of that precocious kid from Hocus Pocus, and now I have my answer… The Pregnancy Pact (2010) is a TV-movie starring Thora Birch as ‘Sidney Bloom’, a vlogger who returns to her … Continue reading

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“Here In My Garden Of Shadows…”

I’m beginning to think that Ch4 had some surplus Halloween movies left over, and just decided to burn them off as part of their Christmas schedule, regardless of the season… first it was Rosemary’s Baby and now Hocus Pocus (1993)! … Continue reading

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Hell Hole

Hard to believe, but there was once a time when Thora Birch was a bigger star than Scarlett Johansson. That time, sadly, is long gone now, but her portrayal of ‘Enid’ in Ghost World will live on forever in my … Continue reading

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Hunting of the Snarky

Last night Ch4 showed Failure to Launch (2006), a romantic comedy starring Matthew McConaughey as a ruggedly handsome, extreme sports dude who still lives with his parents, and Sarah Jessica Parker as the creepy, manipulative woman who is hired to … Continue reading

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